- Monday Night Raw #1256, June 19, 2017!!!
Now surely, the WWE2K18 superstar reveal should not result in complaints on the internet. If it does – and you that idiot – KILL YOURSELF.
In other news – when did Jinder Mahal (& Roman Reigns for that matter) pass the hate relay baton to James Ellsworth? He truly f**ked up that Women’s Money In the Bank didn’t he? Suddenly Roman Reigns defeating the Undertaker at WrestleMania is forgiven…
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RAW 1256! DOUBLE R HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT SUMMERSLAMS! So please refrain from chanting ‘@$$hole’, ‘F**k you Roman’, ‘Shut the f**k up’…
Pack of cookies and coffee in hand (I know it’s hot as a muthaf***a out here with the big heatwave but yo – It’s my staying awake tactics) LET’S DO THIS SHEEEEEET!
No messing about – he’s here!!! Let the man speak! He cannot be beaten one on one! Don’t worry Double R – i will like what you’re saying… wait – they are chanting for the Undertaker! The respect is there so…
WAIT – he’s the #1 contender and he makes the rules??!!! He can’t do that? Last time I check – Kurt Angle makes the rules doesn’t he?
Oh lawwwd – he’s just Joe to Double R? DISRESPECT! Does he know who he is??!!! This segment is good – because it doesn’t make it so obvious come Great Balls of Fire who wins out of Joe & Lesnar…
Samoa Joe & Double R clash!!! Oh boy!!! That’s PPV worthy right there!!
Is Elias Samson going to respond to the What? Chants? Use your music to speak to em! TALK TO EM ELIAS! Is your sh!t on the TIDAL?
Oh boy… Finn Balor is gonna make an example of this fool!
Or maybe not… Samson left the ring… he had sense… he saw Balor’s supermove, and he has seen Enter the Dragon… he ain’t tryna get his rib cage broken!
Bo Dallas is still employed? I suppose he gotta contribute to his brother’s divorce proceedings…
Seth Rollins breaks down what it means like #BeLikeNoOne… now I get it…he means BE ORIGINAL. Good old 90s Hip Hop values there! But I really wanted to know if he felt uncomfortable destroying the Andre the Giant statue like that!
Clearly Wyatt doesn’t scare Rollins… obviously Wyatt is not God because if he did, he would be f**k!n every woman on earth and getting away with it! You’re not the chojin muthaf***a!
Maybe this Titus Brand could be working for Akira Tosawa… but I can’t lie to you – I STILL DON’T GET IT!
Shout out to FB group ‘THE WRESTLING COUNCIL’ but you gotta talk to some of your members yo, you got guys like Akira Tosawa, Jinder Mahal, Carmella, Baron Corbin etc, and muthaf***az talking about – they don’t push new stars… TALK TO EM… before I will. And trust me – you don’t want me talking to em!
I think The Miz is out to create his Entourage stable… more lackeys to do his dirty work… good on Miz to take Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel under his wing….moving on…
HERE WE GO! Double R vs Samoa Joe! Will Double R end up putting respect on Joe’s name? Well he puts respect on Undertaker’s name! See me – I have no problems. If you still have a problem – YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!
Obviously Joe thinks he’s Jagi from Fist Of the North Star! Either that or he thinks he’s Destiny Child talking about ‘ SAY MY NAME! Look Joe – you are fighting a man who was literally laughing while he was in Suplex City!
UH-OH! Call The Ambulance to pick up the people???? BRAUN IS NOT FINISHED WITH ROMAN!!! Joe caught Double R in that super move – I can’t even pronounce it – but Joe got him!
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! OH SH!T! DOUBLE R GOOSE COOK!
I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!! GET THAT SH!T ON A T-SHIRT NOW!!! OR ELSE!!!!
AMBULANCE MATCH AT THE GREAT BALLS OF FIRE JOINT! Er Kurt – Get in there and be like yo – winner becomes #1 contender at the Summerslams! DO IT KURT!
I don’t get it – if Maryse is the most sexy woman on this planet – how come my Johnson doesn’t rise up? Once again I have to draw for a woman who makes my Johnson respond – observe…
Yes people – That is a 50-year-old woman. Tia Carrere. You may remember her from Relic Hunter or Wayne’s World… so wrestling jabronies – mention Vickie Guerrero ugly @$$ to me again – I will punch you thru schoolbuses like my name is Heihachi Mishima!
Good wrestling contest between the Titus brand and Sheamus/Cesaro I must say. But enough of that sh!t – who the f**k been attacking Enzo & Cass? Y’all know it’s Cass! I would be shocked if it’s anyone else but Cass!
LAYDEEZ!!! I think all the women from Raw should stop all this nonsense and invade Smackdown, and tell Shane & Danny Bryan they are gonna rush that Ellsworth dude. One of these days – they are all gonna buss his arse!
Now back in the day, I would have blamed that evil dastardly Triple TEEF who would be attacking Enzo & Cass from behind. But this ain’t back in the day!
Y’all ready for the heel turn on Enzo? Come on WWE – surprise me!
The Revival & Big Show are not guilty… if the Revival wanted to be the best tag team – don’t you think they would attack the CHAMPIONS? Revival Not Guilty.
As for the Big Show, who has turned heel and face more times than you wrestling fans change your brief, he at least blatantly does it in front of 15,000 fans… Maybe Big Show doesn’t wanna be on RAW if he is still viewed as that dude! Big Show Not Guilty.
Corey Greaves is on to Big Cass! He got security footage! Here we go!
As I thought – Big Cass staged his own sh!t… I stayed up til 4am for this sheeeeeeeeeet?!!!!
Look from when mi tell you – see – when you watch this wrestling sh!t long enough – you do the knowledge to a lot of sh!t. F**k all that – I wanna know what Danny Bryan gotta say… either strip Carmella (OF THE BRIEFCASE NOT HER CLOTHES – Although preferably clothes) or have every Smackdown lady rush Ellsworth and beat out his blodclart!
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