- Monday Night Raw #1263, August 14, 2017!!!
I’m gonna keep it 100 with you. This man NEEDS TO PULL THROUGH. When we lost Dusty and Piper, yes they hurt massively, but they never really hurt me much. But this guy? He was my Grandma’s favourite wrestler. Now he’s in hospital and the way I got it figured, if they send Becky Lynch in there to give him the kiss of life – I’m telling you now – he would make a dramatic recovery quicker than John Cena’s return at Royal Rumble 2008.
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RAW 1263! SUMMER IS HERE! COME ON RIC – THINK OF THE WOMEN!!!
Sipping on Rockstar Energy Drink – proud sponsors of Wild1 Radio with an ice cream for later (Sasha vs Nia Jax) LET’S DO THIS SH!T!
I can’t lie, I hated Seth Rollins music… I thought it was generic, but WWE has a habit of making these themes grow on you! Especially with that extra added – BURN IT DOWN!
Maybe it took Sheamus & Cesaro to further convince Deano and Rollins they must combine their force once more. With this knowledge… I CANNOT see Roman Reigns winning the title at this time… because he’s the final component…the question remains – will they come down the stairs at Summerslams?
Nia Jax vs Sasha now? But my ice cream isn’t ready!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Oh look here now, Miss Ugly Bliss wants to take a closer look… now before you throw stones after me, Do I think Alexa is good-looking? YES. But her personality is ugly as f**k – and Corey Graves – I hear you mention my girl Cersei! Yo Cersei – I heard you like to f**k brothers – why don’t you take on a REAL BROTHA??!!! You think Cersei plays this on her iPhone while sitting on the iron throne?
Stupid streams – now I don’t know who is facing Alexa Blitch… but if Wyatt & Finn Balor are fighting later – what does this mean for Summerslam? They gonna put a stipulation sauce on it?
I wasn’t gonna speak on this Enzo/Cass/Big Show angle but damn the Boston crowd do not like Big Cass much do they? They won’t let him speak! Could have been worse – you didn’t retire the Undertaker at WrestleMania!
Er – I don’t get it – why are Anderson & Gallows are beating on the Big Show? did i miss something?
Big Cass is trying to destroy Big Show’s skill? Break his hands so come Summerslam he can’t use the chokeslam or the Sean Price punch?
Tozawa fighting Neville for the World Wrestling Federation Cruiserweight Title? Hmmm! Did they realise there were too many matches set up for Summerslams or is there more to the story?
HOLY SMOKES! Tozawa – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! Neville has gotta be bex surely! He’s gonna invoke his rematch clause watch this!
Aaah – Sasha advances then… no surprise there! Oh well Nia, you have a hot date with Shadfather! SUMMER IS HERE!!!
I hope this match ends in some sort of way that forces the Demon King out for the Summerslams!
That’s it? Bray Wyatt hits the Sister Abigail on Balor and wins? It can’t end just like that??? Come on – you’re BRAY WYATT!
OH SNAP! Wyatt just threw a bucket full of ‘blood’ on Balor! Was it pig’s blood? Buzzard blood? Abigail’s blood?! That does it now! Wyatt just went ‘the Brood’ on Balor!
Yay Mickie James & Emma are fighting! If Emma loses again… then I really have to question creative like – what did Emma do to p!$$ Vince off? Oh I get it – she didn’t wanna do the Emmalina sh!t? She didn’t wanna take it out and start?
“Emma reminds me of a young Booker-T…” Er what the blodclart you ah chat bout bwoy? Mi nah understand that foolishness! Emma lose again! Oh man! It’s gotta be the Emmalina sh!t! THE GRANT SAYS Emma reminds me of a young Hunter Hearst Helmsley – she’s at the bottom of the barrel – anyone would think she did the curtain call!
Finn Balor bex! He just said Wyatt will find out that Balor got his demons too! Oh sh!t! Corey Graves is slippin today! “Does that mean what I think that means?” Of course you know muthaf***a!
Wait a second – Revival out with injuries again? They only came back the other day! dem nah ready for the main roster! Send their blodclart back to NXT – bring up the Authors Of Pain! Them mans look MILITANT!
Security surrounding the ring – you think Kurt has hired enough? If we have learned anything in WWE, there is NEVER ENOUGH security!
Bwoy Paul Heyman can chat eeeh? I really cannot call this match. I would like to think that Double R won’t be winning because of the reformation of The Shield, but in a way that doesn’t even come into true effect til around Survivor Series time!
Roman Reigns moves in silence – Spear to Samoa Joe – BLAOW! Strowman & Lesnar ketch – up! Security can’t hold them, WWE superstars can’t hold them, too bad Lesnar didn’t say to Strowman – I’M GONNA KILL YOU! with Strowman replying YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO!
Sorry for sounding biased but the Lesnar Vs Undertaker feud of 2015 is still the brawl to beat when it comes to sh!t like that!
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