TOTAL DIVAS SEASON 3 EPISODE 20, MARCH 8, 2015!!
THE STORY SO FAR:
Let me just start this by saying, #WhoeverLosesIWin!!! I am the Infamous Informer, No Compassion, No Sympathy, No Remorse. Yes I was annoyed when I discovered that Layla had a man but crying about it was not what I did. That’s what y’all muthaf***az be doing! All those posts of Paige on your FB page… for what? She just dissed you for some guy who can’t sing!!!
Onto the silly Bellas… once again, I have No Compassion, No Sympathy, No Remorse. If you accidentally send a naked selfie to your sister’s phone, expect consequences. Siblings are made to embarrass each other, but it’s all out of love. If anyone else tries to diss our siblings then IT’S ON! You see what I’m saying? Brie, you are a Bella, NOT A WALTON!
As we enter the Season Finale! TOTAL DIVAS #20 – HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!
Paige seems really into Bradley now, I should think so too! You think it’s easy getting on stage and singing a tune dedicated to one person? You try it! without pizza in your rancid mouth!
Hang on, All Red Everything is back on the road from surgery? What was the surgery?? I can’t remember! Oh it was to do with he t!tt!£$ wasn’t it!
..and Bradley is supporting his woman at WWE while she fights Emma! I don’t think Bradley should be exposing himself like this… he gonna get hate mail through his letter box and sh!t…. literally!!! Suddenly I LIKE Bradley! I think he’s great!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
UH-OH!!! Contracts are nearly up for the Bellas!!! Unless they sign another 3 years which makes them 34 years young by the end of it… Nikki seems up for it, Brie, not so sure… see I remember Perfect Plex talk Radio speaking on it… I can’t see what the problem is Brie, just shut up and sign the contract! If you don’t sign, your @$$ ain’t gonna be on Total Divas Season 4! Thinking about babies and sh!t… you will STILL be fertile at 34! Look at Lillian Garcia, she’s nearly 50 and I don’t think she got kids! I could be wrong though! My moms had my youngest sister at 38!!!
You see, signing with WWE is as good as selling your soul, because we got these divas asking WWE for permission to embark on certain things… like they gave birth to you and sh!t… Eva back on the road and she wants to embark on a next project? This is the part what Jonathan might not understand… uh oh…
As usual the Bellas are making a big issue out of this signing sh!t… I have another example that I failed to mention… Layla. Lost her moms to cancer at a young age. She became a dancer/cheerleader before she won the WWE diva search award in 2007. It’s 2015 now, she’s what… 37… and true say we don’t know that much of her private life, there is no baby in the equation! You know what, maybe Brie shouldn’t resign… she getting on my god damn nerves!
Well we know Bradley won’t make it to be a WWE superstar! Paige runs at him to catch her, and he moved out-of-the-way! Lucky it was a bed, what if it was through flaming tables???
GRANT BODY – P!!!
Hang on – Paige & Bradley only been going together for 2 minutes and all of a sudden Paige is asking Bradley to move in??? Damn they might be married by WrestleMania!
But first! Paige has gotta meet his moms! Ok Paige, don’t be scared!!! You gotta get past your man’s moms, like us guys gotta get past our girl’s fathers! REAL TALK!
GOD DAYUUUUM! Eva Marie smashes it for photo shoots! Looking all sexy and sh!t, and Jonathan, the husband/manager gets to oversee everything!
Say what? Nikki Bella wants to enter Hollywood? She wants to be the ‘female Rock’??? Brazzers is down the road Nikki!!!!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
Never mind Eva Marie… WHO IS THAT????!!!!!!! (who?) the make-up girl for Eva??? (Youtube @15:45) I think she should be in Season 4 no questions asked!
Look here now Jonathan has upset the girl… now he’s in trouble…Where’s your people skills Jonathan? He thinks he’s on some top flight muthaf***!n security of the world Craig!
Wow did Paige get WWE’s permission to meet Bradley’s moms too?? Haha I’m playing, I wouldn’t put it past em!
What the! Paige just jumps on Bradley’s moms like that? If she jumped on my moms like that, my moms would drop a Stone Cold Stunner on her @$$! And then take her inhaler!!!!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
See? Cena is all for breaking barriers and doing next sh!t outside of WWE, take no notice of his on-screen character… it’s not about wrestling wrestling wrestling wrestling… if that is your mind frame about wrestlers, why are you reading my blog? I hate people like that word up! That’s why I back The Rock in anything he does! Good on Cena, good on Nikki…
Uh Oh that little scumbag Carrano found out about Eva’s photos in instagram for her website… do you see what I’m saying people? Everything has to go past WWE first… sh!t, I might as well introduce my lady to WWE before my moms don’t you think?? I don’t want Carrano phoning me saying I can’t date my woman because I have these blogs and radio shows to keep up – F**K THAT!!!!
That’s f**ked up, Eva has to cancel the shoot… can’t somebody whupp Carrano’s @$$? If the photo shoot was explicit I’d understand but.. no not even that!!!
What about you Jonathan? March up to WWE and tell Carrano about himself… #WhoeverLosesIWin because Jonathan could cost Eva her WWE career, at the same time, I wanna see Carrano get his @$$ whupped! I don’t like that muthaf***a yo!
Oh man all is not well between Paige and Bradley, but Paige has to hold it down because she’s with his fam… certain things are revealed and it’s not the right time! But in Brad’s defence they have been together for what, 3 minutes????
Look like relationship done! Is it time for the Paige fans to celebrate again? Let’s just wait til the end of this first shall we?
Nah some fans ain’t seeing it like that! They see it like this!!!
Ah yes, the Survivor Series… what goes around comes around! Remember at WrestleMania 28 when AJ gave Danny Bryan the kiss of death and then Sheamus kicked him down! Look here now! Brie gave AJ the kiss of death and she lost her title! Brie got in that tongue! OH YEAH!!! She should have slapped AJ’s @$$ too for good measure!
Nikki hits the supermove – BLAOW!!! New World Wrestling Federation Divas….. CHAMPION!!!
Er… Nikki, how is Brie kissing AJ ‘incest’???? Danny probably loved it himself, he knows #WrestlingIsStoryline, he used to f**k wth AJ (storyline)! His tingz probably said – YES! YES! YES! YES!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
Uh-Oh! Eva just dropped the bomb on Jonathan! this is that ancient – don’t mix business with pleasure with family scenario! Did you hear the music when Eva said ‘I don’t want you to be my manager anymore’? She’s gonna fire him on the spot! Who’s side should I go on? Admittedly, Eva isn’t good as a wrestler, so continue this photo shoot sh!t! At the same time, She wouldn’t get that WWE money…
OHHHHH SH!T!!! Looks like as one relationship healed (TJ & Nattie) another destruct (Jonathan & Eva)… Eva Marie fans… it could be your time now! Better buy those scratchcards!!!
The time is at hand, now is the time for the Bellas to talk to that jabroni Carrano and let him know how it’s going down…
OH SNAP!!!! The Bellas are looking to end this WWE thing!!! I don’t know whether to cry or celebrate! Well -SPOILER ALERT – that was just after the Survivor Series. It’s March now, and the Bellas are still here. But for how long? I don’t know.
THIS COULD CHANGE UP SH!T FOR SEASON 4!!!!
So until July 7, I dedicate this song to all the Total Divas… apart from Paige!!!
GRANT BODY – P!!!!
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