SmackDown Live: #959, January 9, 2018!
Since it is Infamous Informer appreciation week, I dedicate this Smackdown blog to my favourite wrestler today: NAOMI!!!! I love her to her bone marrow. She is the wife who got away, my nubian queen, my chocolate chicken, my mint aero!
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Smackdown LIVE #959! GUESS WHO LOVES YOU MORE? Oh Naomi, guess who loves you more than he did girl, guess who treats you betta than he did, me girl me that thats right me when you gon see wake up and see…
It’s the house that AJ Styles built… but that Renee Young… AJ Styles – I beg you – flirt with her! Times like this – I wish The Rock was around…
AJ Styles accepts that life isn’t fair, and then you… oh wait – that’s what Vincent Kennedy thinks!
You know what’s gonna happen – this Yep chant is gonna become tiresome in years to come!
I’ll tell you something else – Kevin and Sami as ‘WWE Champion’ would be insanely funny viewing!
Shane turned the tables! Sami & Kevin gonna feel the handicap later! It’s in the interest of ‘fairness’ after all!
YES! Becky Lynch fine @$$ gonna tangle with that ugly Ruby Riot! You know what that means people! Jamaican ginger cake and custard! And a pic of my favourite wrestler!
It’s my birthday, so therefore I can post what I want! If this was your blog, you can post all the CM Punk pics you like, because you’re gay like that!
Charlotte’s entrance… she gets my D hard!
My dream team! I love them all!
But The Riott squad… I KILL DEM!!!!!
F**k all this wrestling sh!t Becky girl – KILL DEM!!!!!!!
AAAAH THE B!TCH!!! Becky should have broken Ruby Riot’s arm… these Riot Squad chickenheads ain’t SH!T!
See now at this point, I could switch off and catch up in the morning… my Naomi has been on along with Charlotte and Becky… my job is done!
Bludgeon Brothers Vs Ascension again??? Didn’t they fight last week???
That’s right – just like last week, I blinked and missed it this week…
Oh no… Mojo Rawley Vs Wack Ryder….oh maaaaannn… wake me up when it’s over…
I told y’all to wake me up and it’s daylight????
While Chad Gable & Shelton talk sh!t… I’ll just throw up another pic of my wife who got away…
Usos Vs American Beta (that’s what I’m gonna call em for being b!tches) 2/3 falls match at the Rumbles! Backing Usos ALL THE WAY here! It will be a fantastic contest!
Every day is Rusev Day… apart from JANUARY 11… THAT IS ALL!
…and that’s what you get when you try to take January 11 too Rusev… you get beat by Breezango… a few years ago you were THE MAN… no one could beat you… what a b!tch…
Trust Sami & Kevin to try to get out of the handicap match… but they quick to jump on AJ Styles at the Rumbles like that! Don’t let me call them b!tches too!
Trust Sami & Kevin to use steel chairs to teef! It’s no DQ now!!! What Shane is doing is classic McMahon traits!
OH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! Sami Zayn got BUSS ARSE!!! Back drop into the table but the table didn’t break, got kick in his mouth by strong style, and ate the RKO by snake style! Meanwhile Kevin Owens is getting buss arse by AJ Styles! TEAM STYLE PREVAIL!
There’s probably some idiot sitting at his computer complaining on the internet right now like – Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are getting buried… DYAM ARSE!!!
One might think I am borderline obsessed with Naomi… well THE GRANT SAYS – all I did was post a few pics… I don’t have a shrine, I haven’t put green highlights in my hair, I have never wrote her a letter (or 10…) I don’t own a car so I can throw my real life partner and kids in the boot and drive into the sea and dead myself… I’m just saying…
SEE WHAT I DID THERE? GRANT BODY-P!
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