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SmackDown Live: #984, July 3, 2018!

#DEATH2DIRTSHEETS!

#FANSGOTTAGO

#WRESTLINGISSTORYLINE!

TIME FOR MY MOMENT OF CLARITY.

I stopped being an England fan from say 1998 onwards… I used to detest that 3 Lions on the shirt sh!t… but I remembered a comedy show (similar to The Real McCoy) where Curtis Walker sung his version – “3 pound in mi purse… now mi brukk nuh backside!”

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But this year, I seem to have love for England like I did  back in 1990… and that Gareth Southgate dude may have something to do with it…that’s a good dude right there consoling the Columbian team. I really want England to do well… imagine if they won the World Cup… even wrestling internerds would be able to get pu$$y!

GRANT BODY-P!

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Smackdown LIVE #984! THE A SHOW! England Vs Sweden next… do you think Ulrika will be watching?

GRANT & NAOMI Perfect match

Let me get this right so I can understand this… all that time when Kane tried to abduct Brie, tombstoning Daniel on the steps and all that… Kane had Danny’s back???? I guess it’s one of those situations where family can diss each other all day long but if outsiders try that sh!t – all gloves are off!

Now this is good – if The Usos can defeat Team Hell No… they can jump in the tag team championship match too at Extreme Rules… I can ride to that!

I don’t understand – what is so different between a normal open challenge and a ‘Independence Day’ open challenge? Is there pyro involved with every slam? We know WWE can’t afford pyro!

KANE to DANNY: “You’re like a brother to me…”

DANNY to KANE: “You set your brother on fire…”

Both realise the f**k up… memes await – the internerds don’t miss a thing!

Ah yes! James Ellsworth gonna get BUSS ARSE by Asuka! BEAT OUT HIS BLODCLAAT!

Asuka is having too much fun!!!! If that was me I’d use steel chair and clap him!

WROOOOOOOOOOOY! Ellsworth tek foot and RUN! If Carmella is at ringside… this cannot be a trap surely?

Well it was sort of… Ellsworth ran back to the arena, for Carmella to blind side Asuka! You mean creative couldn’t think of something better than that????

I love The New Day but big ups to SAnitY! They must be those muthaf***az who are quick to go on Facebook and lecture us on why we shouldn’t celebrate July 4! They be like – stop this pancake sh1t and get BUSS ARSE!!!

CALLING FOR A TABLES MATCH BETWEEN NEW DAY & SANITY AT THE EXTREME RULES JOINT!

Rusev claims he’s gonna evict AJ Styles out of the house he built and become the champion! The Grant says – don’t be too sure Rusev… I mean, Summerslams is around the corner… I don’t know! But Jinder was the champion last year so… who knows?

OH SNAP! In the contest between Usos and Team Hell No, The Usos were going for the double UCE off the top ropes, and both got caught by the throat! Not double chokeslam surely?

NO! Danny hit the Dragon knee on one, Kane hit the chokeslam on the other! BLAOW!! Curtains for the Usos methinks! 1, 2 and…3! Oh dear! The Uso brudda are not going to Extreme Rules… what a shame!

I love the YES movement as much as the next man, but Kane doing that sh1t is not right – WWE – where is this man’s pyro? He raises his arms and raises the FYYYYRRRREEE! You think The Undertaker would break character and do that sh!t?

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