SmackDown Live: #934, July 18, 2017!
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Smackdown LIVE #934! THE A SHOW! HEY VINCE – HOW YOU GONNA LOCK OFF TALKING SMACK? WHAT SORT OF SH!T IS THAT?
You muthaf***az didn’t even notice I was absent last week! HA! I’LL SHOW YOU! This is MY SHOW! SMACKDOWN!
They are really making this Punjabi Prison some scary sh!t aren’t they?!
As your WWE Champion Jinder Mahal demands silence!!! Oh dear good look with that!
See they have to explain the rules – this match hasn’t been seen in 10 years! Some of you lucky enough to get pu$$y and became fathers have children younger than 10… so they have to learns them!
SERIOUSLY? Jinder is the 50th WWE Champion in history? WHOA! Randall is right – he got nothing to lose – he’s been in Hell In A Cell, Elimination Chamber, Even the House of Horrors, hell – Triple TEEF broke into his home swinging sledge-hammer after him! Believe me – Randall ain’t scared of NOBODY!
Talking of explaining the rules… I think Cena needs to explain the rules of the flag match to me. I forgot what happens in it!
Enter the award-winning Usos!!! Notice – WWE ain’t gonna replay the part where Big E should not get Rated R like Xavier Woods!
You think The New Day will get a fourth member for the Battleground joint?!
Charlotte Vs Becky… who wins? ME!!!! Like two horny b!tches fighting for Big Pun’s –
This will be the first time I will see Mike Bennett Kanellis fight… I have been told I will be impressed… considering he is all about love – he dresses like a battyman…
Damn Maria – your dress look like it’s begging for a wardrobe malfunction! But I think Mike Kanellis is a bit of a pu$$y… at least that’s how WWE are portraying him, he gets buss arse all through the match by Sami Zayn then Maria does that b!tch move and suddenly he hits a cheap shot into a Samoan Driver…
Aaaah boring @$$ Uplifting the American people promo by John Cena… Hey America – I love you people but – Rusev get your @$$ out here and shut this down!
THANK YOU RUSEV! THANK YOU RUSEV! Don’t get it twisted – I like John Cena – I’m no sheep, I’m no buzzard…
Charlotte & Becky having a sparring match…. I’m looking at my d!ck like ‘don’t worry – we f**k!n tonight’!
I really enjoyed that wrestling contest… Becky & Charlotte was mesmerizing! Lana gives me joke riding with Tamina and getting in there putting the boots to @$$£$!
I still don’t understand the connection between Lana and my favourite b!tch Tamina though… sexy as f**k!
The Fashion X Files doesn’t impress me. The original was Mulder and Scully, and every man wanted the f**k Scully lets keep it real! Mulder wanted to get in her panties but don’t ask me if he actually did, sci-fi mystery shows usually put me to sleep.
AJ Styles & Strong Style – that is a TEAM! Kevin Owens & Baron Corbin have no chance!
WHOA! Baron Corbin tried that b!tch move and Strong Style Kung Fu seen it coming as he made his entrance!
Er… oh dear! I underestimated the cunning tactics of Kevin Owens and Baron Corbin!
Smackdown wins this week, because Raw relied on ratings on that Kurt Angle sh!t, and Charlotte & Becky… quite frankly they turn me on. That’s all there is to it!
As far as Battleground well… it’s just a stepping stone to Summerslams… I’m not overly excited like I was for the last two PPVs.
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