SmackDown Live: #950, November 7, 2017!
There he is! The star! Jinder Mahal! That dude everyone in the east loves, and that dude everyone else (on the internet that is) hates! And I LOVE IT! He’s defending the title against the official bad man – AJ Styles! May the best competitor win! Jinder Mahal! JINDER MAHAL!
There she is! SEX ON LEGS! The mistress who got away! Like OWWWWWWW!!! And she wicked inna bed – have you seen her entrance???!!!! CHARLOTTE FLAIR!
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Smackdown LIVE #950! THE A SHOW! MAN NOT HOT But that Naomi…. OHHHHHH!
God damnit some wrestling fans just don’t know when to shut the f**k up! I found out what happened between AJ Styles & Jinder Mahal… but I’m not gonna reveal until I watch it for myself!
OH NO! The New Day got Shane twerking and sh!t! What is wrong with WWE??!!!! Twerking is a woman thing!!!
Oh snap! Sami Zayn lost to Kofi Kingston! Oh dear! Was turning heel worth it Sami?
So basically, if Rusev beats Orton, he can join the Survivor Series Smackdown team? How many pin fall attempts has Rusev made? Good lord! He really wants in doesn’t he?? One RKO – BLAOW!!!! BALL GAME!
Wrestling fans – or should I call you all Agent Smith – How can Rusev be buried when he;s getting in the panties of Lana almost every night? That’s right – carry on saving your money hoping that one day you can spend it on posing in a bed with Sunny…
Uh oh! Card subject to change again? We already have new RAW tag team champions in The Bar, now Natalya has to face Charlotte for the Smackdown women’s title next week? backing Charlotte all the way here! You know I love that woman! Not as much as Naomi though… see that’s why when the women come to the UK for signings… they never come to Birmingham why? Because they know – once they catch a glimpse of The Infamous Informer… they get wet….WITH PERSIPARATION!!!!
James Ellsworth – trust me when I say this – Becky Lynch sexy @$$ is not afraid of your b!tch @$$! Becky was ready to take on Cyborg of all people and if I asked her now – she still wants to test her! James – turn back now!
So this match now, Becky Vs Ellsworth, Charlotte & Tamina and whoever else is at ring side, and they are seconds away from beating Ellsworth’s blodclart!
Naomi is out there too! WHAT A WOMAN!!!
So is Lana! Not sure what she could do… oh yeah – she could use her clear heels!
I know Ellsworth didn’t push Becky down like that! BREAK THAT MUTHAF***A’S ARM!
The only way I would push Becky like that is if the surface was a bed…. YOU GET ME??!!!
Question – if Becky says Ellsworth doesn’t have any balls… why did she do an atomic drop on him???????
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Look at Ellsworth kissing Becky’s hand and hugging her up… BETTER HIM THAN ME!
What a b!tch! Becky got him in the Dis-Arm-Her! He tapped out in 3 seconds! I’ve seen Carmella last longer!!!!
HOLY SMOKES!!! Carmella kicked down Ellsworth!!!
Once again Wrestling fools aka Agent Smith – that was NOT a face turn… like yes it would be in normal terms but this is a Survivor Series storyline – the Smackdown ladies are getting along! And that’s a beautiful thang!
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP JUMP OFF! Usos Vs Gable & Shelton! Winner now faces The Bar!
Chad Gable used the chop block on the Uso brudda, and it took him longer than 10 seconds to get back in the ring…. I see you USOS!
Aaaah sheeeeeeet! This is it!!! Whoever Loses – I WIN! I always win why? Because I am an Undertaker fan, and I don’t give a f**k who is champion!
The Singh Bros – TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF! But AJ Styles took em out! But Jinder hit the super move! Let the complaining on the internet begin!
1, 2 and….Styles put his foot on the rope!!! What you gonna do now Mahal?!!!!
Mahal trying for the super Khallas off the top ropes! If he hits this it’s definetly over! But Styles fights out! Styles hits the phenomenal forearm – BLAOW! 1, 2 and…3!!!!!! AJ STYLES HAS DONE IT! MY GOD HE DESERVES IT! Wrestling cards are renewed! 1.3 Billion people in the far east complaining on the internet!
For one week at least… #CardSubjectToChange
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