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SmackDown Live: #943, September 19, 2017!

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Well how about that then?

I will be the first to admit that I am NO FAN of Paige… but if she is getting her young head together then fair play to her. I will give somebody props… even if I don’t rate them. But keep her away from Smackdowns – one – all the kriss gyal are on Smackdowns and two – the fans will have a field day if she is in possible segments with New Day.

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Smackdown LIVE #943! THE A SHOW! Remember – vote for Nikki and Artem! or complain on the internet!

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I guess the suspension has been lifted! Shane is back! And he’s gonna strike down with brute force and furious anger! Shane – I have one thing to say to you: Find the Undertaker. Let him train you to fight in that cell. Don’t let Kevin Owens beat you after he mash-up your father in front of your grandkids. You must learn the chokeslam, the tombstone, the last ride, the hells gates… combine it with your jujitsu or whatever it is you do and kill this McDonalds eating muthaf***a!

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Wait a minute – did Aiden English look happy to be interrupted by Randall Orton? Aiden is a fan! He’s a mark! Ahh bless him! No shame in being a mark, I’m an Undertaker Mark, I’m a Shinsuke Nakumura mark, I’m a Naomi mark… actually no I’m Naomi’s alternate husband!

Aiden English – some sound advice to you – NEVER go top ropes against Randy Orton! RKO to the neckbone – BLAOW!

Oh no! Rusev is not through with Randall! I love Rusev – but dude – you are weak without Lana!

Holy smokes! Did you count the seconds? Rusev got Randall in record time! Maybe the complaints on the internet will stop! imagine if Rusev was money in the bank winner? Oh man!

Randall looking at Rusev like – ok, is that how it goes down in the streets? Ok Rusev I see you!

He’s really proud of himself isn’t he! RUSEV NUMBER 1! Yo – give him the belt – GIVE HIM THE BELT!!!!

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I think Jinder’s boys are drunk again…in the words of my little sister… yo it ain’t that deep guys!

They call Shinsuke what? Mr Miyagi???? DISRESPECT!!!!! THAT’S TOO FAR! I dunno – I always thought that was a compliment – I mean, Miyagi – no one could whupp his @$$ in that film! Perhaps not…

I mean…Shinsuke himself seems not to be offended?! Jinder you done it now! You will feel the full force of Strong Style Kung Fu now!

AJ Styles Vs Baron Corbin – if Corbin doesn’t win now…. oh boy oh boy!

WHOA!!! The match nuh start yet and Tye Dillinger jumped in there and throwing lefts and rights to Baron Corbin! YES Dillinger! BEAT OUT HIS BLODCLART!

YES DILLINGER! That was a 10! YOU F**KED UP HIS LEG AS WELL! HAHA LIL B!TCH!

YES! To you she is the ‘queen’… to the Infamous Informer she is my MISTRESS! Charlotte Flair… GOD DAYUUUM YOU FINE!

I’m glad Ric Flair is recovering and can continue his legendary ways! SHAD DON’T SAY NUTHIN!!!!

Wait a minute – Natalya – why is she coming out with what looks like security? What is this?

Wait a minute – a celebration of women? Natalya you HAD international women’s day in March!!! You women have valentine’s day, mother’s day and when it comes to father’s day you wanna take that too! NO SAAH!!!

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I know it’s cool to be proud of yourself Natalya and so you should! But isn’t a celebration of women paying homage to ALL and not ONE? There’s your next contestant right there – Charlotte sexy @$$ for that title at the Hell In A Cell joint!

Wait as second not so fast! Becky Lynch sexy @$$ wants in too!

The craziest there is, the craziest there was, and the craziest that ever will be? I’m not so sure about that Becky – I can name women in WWE that were CRAZZZZZZZY, beginning with Sensational Sherri, to that Luna Vachon… to Victoria, to Mickie James… to AJ Lee, to Alicia Fox! Hold up – that woman from Sanity in NXT as well! Nah f**k all that – what about this woman?

Trust me – Natalya is NORMAL. VERY NORMAL… she just likes cats… a bit too much…

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And now my true queen! My Nubian empress! My chocolate chicken! The wife who got away, The most beautifullest thing in this world it’s just like that! You see the picture up top left? There’s the true champion right there!

Look at Naomi’s @$$! Yo Jimmy Uso – are you writing that book? That badunkadunk tho!

Wait a minute! My favourite baddest b!tch Tamina! GIVE HER THE SHOT! YES!!!

Look at Lana! Her tight blouse and skirt! Somebody please drop Lana so that we can see what’s underneath there god dayuuum!

OH NO! Lana told Natalya to SHUT-TUP! I haven’t heard that in ages!

Lana speaks the truth – it’s Tamina’s time! GIVE HER THE SHOT!!!

Yes you are a crazy cat lady Natalya! You like to stroke pussay!

THAT’S TOO FAR! THAT’S TOO FAR!

Trust in Danny Bryan to sort this out! Throw the four of them in a #1 contender’s match! Backing Naomi & Tamina all the way, as for the other three (including Lana) – back that @$$ up as I put it in!

WAIT – winner faces Natalya INSIDE Hell In A Cell? Er I changed my mind – I don’t want Naomi or Tamina’s beautiful skin tone tore up in that cell???!!!

Sorry guys I got it twisted – it’s NOT a Hell In A Cell match for the ladies! Oh my gosh thank goodness! You know I love all the Smackdown girls? (Naomi a bit more than the rest?!)

No way – that cannot be a sincere apology from Kevin Owens… I’ve watched this wrestling sh!t since I was 3 – heels never apologise for sh!t!

Kevin has respect for Vincent Kennedy? YOU BEAT HIM SENSELESS! A 72 YEAR OLD MAN!! THAT’S SOMEBODY GRANDFATHER FOOL!

People like Kevin Owens goes to heaven? I think he meant pizza hut y’all!

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Dolph Ziggler says he’s the greatest in-ring performer in WWE history! DISRESPECT! HBK – can’t you and Undertaker jump in some sort of youth fountain? Come to an agreement or something? This boy needs to be taught manners!

Gotta say – good Triple TEEF impression – he got the water spittin’ down to a T!

Crowd chanting for CM P**k! now normally I would cuss the fans for disrespecting talent, but Joanne Chapman, co-host of J.A.M.M.S. Podcast brought up a good point – if Ziggler really wants heat – do a CM P**k impression! That would be great!

Well I be damned! I mention Shawn Michaels name  he gonna live to be 100 – wait – that ain’t Shawn that’s the wannabe Ziggler!

Fatal 4 Way #1 contender match jump off! Tamina hit the superfly on Becky Lynch! YES! 1, 2 and…Naomi shuts that down! Ok… I’m fine with that…

Lana tried to teef – but Naomi kicks her down! OH NO! I mean I wanted Lana to get kicked down and show her panty but not by Naomi! That’s gonna trigger the forbidden battle! I DON’T LIKE THIS!

Tamina kicks down Naomi, then Charlotte kicks down Tamina! The leg is hooked! 1, 2 and…3! Charlotte goes through! Ok, I’m good! No need to complain on the internet!

Now back to the tragedy that is Artem… I wanna see this…this should be good! I like Strictly Come Dancing so this should give be joke!

“I body slammed him and he survived – that means he can handle me!” SERIOUSLY NIKKI! Yo Nikki – give me a chokeslam! give me a tombstone! I can survive that sh!t!

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HAHAHAHA!!!!! She gave him a hip toss on the concrete dance floor! The leg is hooked! 1, 2 and …3!!!

Not quite a 10 Nikki but a strong – SEVVVVVVVENNNNN!!!

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